panic-at-the-dildos:

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

spoonfulofsterek:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT JOHNNY BRAVO FOR A SECOND?

• utilizes rule 63
• drives home the point that street harassment is not flattering
• johnny bravo appreciates being a woman and doesn’t question his masculinity

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

Puns like that could get you in

give it a

Yeah I think the joke might be falling

This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

zeurel:

oooooonnnnnnnnnlllllllyyyyyyyyyy ooooooooooonnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

spooky-pookie:

ddryeyes:

omg

twerkin i’ll tell ya wut.

dnotive:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

OMG IT’S BACK

the-absolute-best-gifs:

Follow Follow Follow

wiseoldunicorn:

noctisheartthefestive:

The longer you stare at this picture the worse it gets.

oh my god, it really does

gamebuddy123:

Taste the meat … And the heat!

frasercartoons:

krudman:

smilingemoticon:

itsvondell:

voldey:

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse. 

wow

is this a joke because i’m not laughing at all

I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”

NOPE. IT’S REAL.

AND IT GOT WORSE:

WHAT.

And XbOne keeps commiting suicide.